Love yourself, this is a threat
Birthday toime
This is the 💰Money Lawyer💰. He only shows up once a year. Reblog within the next 24 hours and you too will become rich, smart and cool.
cmooon ryuki
If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.
I Wish I Could Turn Into Bowser So I Could Kill My Bus Driver
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
ok.
I’ve translated and made videos for two audios in one sitting my hands are so cramped… I don’t speak any Japanese so I apologize if the subtitles are incorrect!!
Original video by 宝生華奈（モブおじさん） on YT
reblogging for azul sounding like a penguin going into cardiac arrest
mintmoth
